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Proteus_Crow


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Because you guys do all sorts of nutso threads. Think of this as "2 words", but more scatological.

Taking the Browns to the Superbowl

Making a Grunt sculpture

Next?

The Nobel Peace Prize?! I'd *KILL* for one of those!

AZGman


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Proteus_Crow wrote:Because you guys do all sorts of nutso threads. Think of this as 2 words, but more scatalogical.

Taking the Browns to the Superbowl

Making a Grunt sculpture

Next?



(I'll let poof correct your spelling!)


feed the turtles

pinch a loaf

download some gruntware

conduct a dumpex



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pooflady


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AZGman wrote:

(I'll let poof correct your spelling!)


feed the turtles

pinch a loaf

download some gruntware

I

conduct a dumpex



It took me five minutes to figure out what you were talking about. Obivously not my area of expertise but I'm enjoying it. Keep going.



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qwertyuiop000


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pooflady wrote:Obivously not my area of expertise



Funny statement from someone with "poo" in their name.

pooflady


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qwertyuiop000 wrote:

Funny statement from someone with "poo" in their name.



But that's a take-off on "proof," not "poo." (Or sometimes abradadabra!)



The biggest lie that I tell myself daily..."I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

Proteus_Crow


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AZGman wrote:

(I'll let poof correct your spelling!)



Why whatever do you mean?


Blow the mudwhistle

The Nobel Peace Prize?! I'd *KILL* for one of those!

qwertyuiop000


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pooflady wrote:

But that's a take-off on "proof," not "poo." (Or sometimes abradadabra!)



Yeah, right. I bet you collect chamber pots, too. :)

pooflady


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qwertyuiop000 wrote:

Yeah, right. I bet you collect chamber pots, too. :)



Ahem. Don't hijack the thread, contribute to it.



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qwertyuiop000


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pooflady wrote:

Ahem. Don't hijack the thread, contribute to it.



Saw this in a stall:

"Here I sit, muscles flexin'
I just gave birth to a Texan"

AZGman


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Do the doo

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Proteus_Crow


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Dropping the kids off at the pool

The Nobel Peace Prize?! I'd *KILL* for one of those!

AZGman


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dribblin' shi+s

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qwertyuiop000


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There's a whole list at The Poop Thesaurus

A sampling (A's and B's):



Poop (the stuff, nouns)
aeolian deposit (stain left after an overly ambitious fart)
ah-ah
alpha class (contributed by Kuestiq)
amorphous deposit
anal butter (contributed by STONEB0LD)
anal outlet (contributed by Screechr86)
anal output
anal snakes (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
anal stainall (contributed by Robin T.)
apu (contributed by Filthyn)
argol
ass apple
ass astronaughts (contributed by Matt)
ass explosion (result of eating greasy or oily foods -- contributed by Stephen C.)
ass flakes (contributed by Lordmetal3)
ass goblins (contributed by Lordmetal3)
ass kabobs (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
ass monkeys (contributed by Lunacy)
awk (contributed by Ranbonyinger)
awkie (contributed by Ranbonyinger)
baby boy or girl (contributed by Catgsg21)
bean (contributed by ShutUrMouth)
bean strings (little strings that sometimes hang off turds - contributed by David C.)
ben (Japanese - contributed by Ghoulslime)
big ol' Texan (contributed by Timzx)
black banana
blind eels (contributed by ELDRM)
blivic (10 lbs of doody in a 5 lb bag)
BM
body wax
bollio (Spanish - pronounced "bo-yo" - contributed by Erica and Alison)
bologna stix (contributed by SWEATY4)
bomb dump (a poop that hits the water with such intensity that water is splashed all over one's buttocks)
Bondi cigar (from the Austrailian Bondi Beach, where such objects are seen floating in the water - contributed by Bobo)
I'm weeping with joy!-I'm weeping with joy! (when in pants)
bootycakes (contributed by Lunacy)
boulder
bowel movement
brown balls (contributed by Lordmetal3)
brown bear coming out of his cave (contributed by Tommie)
brown birds (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
brown bobbin' ball (contributed by WD714)
brown bomb (contributed by IVIaDmAn)
brown cork (contributed by Popi8899)
brown dildo (contributed by Popi8899)
brown dragons (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
brown hotdog (contributed by Robert P.)
brownie
brown remnants (contributed by Robert P.)
brown trout (contributed by Maxisguy)
bum brownie
bum nuggets (contributed by Erica and Allison)
bun fudge (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
business
butt butter (contributed by Chris B.)
butt clusters (contributed by Jrandolo)
butt gnome (contributed by popothepoop)
butt mud (contributed by joe)
butt nugget turdies (contributed by Babygirl)
butt nut (contributed by Yourmamy)
button
byun (Korean - contributed by Ghoulslime)


Poop (to do it, the verbs)
air out the anus (contributed by Neonpax)
air out the ass (contributed by Neonpax)
arc one out
ass sneezing (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
awk one's pants (contributed by Ranbonyinger)
back the big brown caddy out of the garage (contributed by JERGENISDEAD)
ba-doop (from the sound of a turd striking the water)
bajsa (Swedish)
bake brownies (contributed by ShutUrMouth)
big jobby (contributed by "concerned about crap")
bite a train (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
blast a dookie (invented by Sonicpat and contributed by Stairmaster33)
blast the pinworm cannon (contributed by drwho)
bloop (from the sound it makes hitting the water - contributed by Mary S.)
blow
blow some mud
bob for apples (contributed by Neonpax)
bog
buang air besar (Malay, lit.: "to throw big water")
build a log cabin
burners (poop that burns after eating spicy food - contributed by torrance crump)
bury cable (contribted by Dave R.)
bust a crumpy (contributed by Megaera)
bust a grumpy (contributed by HottNikkels54)
bust a dook (contributed by Nrdbmber)
bust a doody (contributed by SpRyOko700)
bust ass (contributed by STFALCONS)



pooflady


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qwertyuiop000 wrote:



That's cheating.

This is a little off subject, but my dad used to say about someone, "If she ran off at the bowels like she does at the mouth, she'd have a sh*t hemorrhage and die."



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AZGman


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Well, that certainly puts this thread in the School of Redundancy Academy . . .

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AZGman


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pooflady wrote:

That's cheating.

This is a little off subject, but my dad used to say about someone, "If she ran off at the bowels like she does at the mouth, she'd have a sh*t hemorrhage and die."



ROFL

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cruzer


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AZGman wrote:Well, that certainly puts this thread in the School of Redundancy Academy . . .



just like to point out that Mr postwhore himself got post number 500,000

pooflady


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cruzer wrote:

just like to point out that Mr postwhore himself got post number 500,000



You think he's going to shoot for that now? You're really observant, Cruzer.



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Proteus_Crow


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Empty out the Brown File

The Nobel Peace Prize?! I'd *KILL* for one of those!

cruzer


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pooflady wrote:

You think he's going to shoot for that now? You're really observant, Cruzer.



uhh...I really don't think he will....that's not his style, but funny that he got that post.

m.wiseman


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Growin' a tail.

Proteus_Crow


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Extrude some Play-Doh™

The Nobel Peace Prize?! I'd *KILL* for one of those!

Josephus


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Proteus_Crow wrote:Extrude some Play-Doh™



dude, you must be so proud. o_o__oOo_o

m.wiseman


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Joe:
Please keep all the off-topic chitchat in the "Woots" section. This is serious sh!t, man!

Proteus_Crow


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Fire a torpedo

The Nobel Peace Prize?! I'd *KILL* for one of those!

AZGman


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cruzer wrote:

just like to point out that Mr postwhore himself got post number 500,000



heh . . . I've never payed much attention to them numbers over there!!

squeeze the cheese

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m.wiseman


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Launching submarines (where applicable)

AZGman


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"Oopsies." ~ Larry King

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Josephus


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m.wiseman wrote:Joe:
Please keep all the off-topic chitchat in the "Woots" section. This is serious sh!t, man!


heh. poopie.

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Releasing your fudgy hostages.

bam wokka chicka wokka chicka wokka chicka wokka chicka
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mnementh wrote:Releasing your fudgy hostages.



lmao, you had to have made that one up!

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don'twantaname wrote:

lmao, you had to have made that one up!



Nah, Eva Longoria said it on SNL.

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Josephus wrote:
heh. poopie.



That's it, joe! Feel better now?

Josephus


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snickers bar

m.wiseman


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punch one out

Josephus


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m.wiseman wrote:punch one out



lighten my load. yep, feels a lot better

m.wiseman


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Okay, Crow. We're 20 hours into your little "experiment".

Please share with us your scientific method:
Initial observation?
Hypothesis?
And now that the data gathering process is finished, what is your conclusion?

Please tell us, the suspense is killing me...or perhaps I just need to paint the
porcelain.

Josephus


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m.wiseman wrote:Okay, Crow. We're 20 hours into your little "experiment".

Please share with us your scientific method:
Initial observation?
Hypothesis?
And now that the data gathering process is finished, what is your conclusion?

Please tell us, the suspense is killing me...or perhaps I just need to paint the
porcelain.



maybe you need to dunk a crow or two.

AZGman


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