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It isn't paranoia if they really are trying to kill you.
I know someone like this! Ever so worried his phones are tapped, he can't say things online on private chats...
I think I should send this anonymously to him.
Alfred E.? It's been ages! My god, you're handsome with that 'stache.
Others have already noted this, but the work with the lettering is especially eye-catching. The whole thing does a good job of drawing the eye.
I like the shape of this design and the textures.
I've been know to question the line of questions that wonder if I'm paranoid, after all why do you ask? You know something I don't?
I'm afraid that by buying this shirt, I'll be put on a secret list of people who are paranoid about the government, and will then be "taken care of" by said government. **Shifts eyes back and forth** I know you're watching me!!!
I was hoping that this shirt would print. It's like Woot read my mind.
Wait, did you read my mind Woot? Did you? Oh gosh you did, didn't you! Admit it woot, you read my mind. Don't bother trying to deny it.
hmmmm... suddenly I want some pringles.
I think its the mustache.
Just because you aren't paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not out to get you...
Blockiness of the design really works, as do the colors. Glad to see this sneak into second place.
Look! A shirt for tea partiers! And they are selling pretty well in the South, too.
I don't drink that particular Kool-aid so I'll pass on this one.
(Anyone hating on me for disliking the tea party can cram it with walnuts, because I'm not reading additional comments...just leaving this one.) ;D
I'm so freaking honored! Thanks for your votes!
Q: Do woot shirts shrink? Will a medium stay 20" at the chest or should I order a size up?
wilcononomous wrote:hmmmm... suddenly I want some pringles.
I think its the mustache.
As they say, "once you pop, you can't stop!"
I sense a conspiracy here.
Oh, my Galaxy! great shirt here!
I'll bet you think this shirt is about you, don't you?
Biren wrote:Q: Do woot shirts shrink? Will a medium stay 20" at the chest or should I order a size up?
They will shrink if you wash them in hot water and throw them in the dryer. I personally wash in cold water (inside out to keep the design looking good) and hang them dry. They've shrunk a tad that way, but I ruined an older Woot Shirt by shrinking it terribly washing it hot and drying it. Of course, I don't know about the Anvil shirts, but I assume they're the same in that respect.
I don't know why, but I really get a Frylock vibe from the shirt
Wow, look at Montana! Montana hardly ever buys anything and it's lit up like Christmas....
Awesome shirt, in for one (even though my wife will kill me for buying more woot shirts).
Love this one! Very well-deserved win :D
Great! I needed a shirt to eat spaghetti in before I paint my house...
Dont really get what everyone sees thats good with this basically being a phrase shirt, but I see AZ is well lit up so it is certainly speaking to the paranoia crowd...
I love the All-Seeing Eye in the corner. In case you don't own one dollar, here is some info:
How am I ever going to order this t-shirt without putting myself on the grid?!
I really like this design -- bummer it's on a Honduras blank
No..it wasn't the government. I just know these things.......
Maybe these conspiracies are true, and maybe they aren't. Thanks to my sweet sweet fluoridated water, I no longer care.
ChronoSquall14 wrote:Others have already noted this, but the work with the lettering is especially eye-catching. The whole thing does a good job of drawing the eye.
Download Homestead font (and other amazingly great fonts), pay what you want. (But if you use it for a Woot shirt please pay something.)
wanderbug2 wrote:Wow, look at Montana! Montana hardly ever buys anything and it's lit up like Christmas....
Must be the owners of the old missile silos.
azdarkknight wrote:Dont really get what everyone sees thats good with this basically being a phrase shirt, but I see AZ is well lit up so it is certainly speaking to the paranoia crowd...
Paranoia crowd? I don't think so. More like the one state actually trying to enforce laws. I really feel like moving there. If every state government was run like Arizona, all our problems would just go away... starting with that anti-American in the White House.
ScottFromWyoming wrote:Download Homestead font (and other amazingly great fonts), pay what you want. (But if you use it for a Woot shirt please pay something.)
I love this font and recognized it instantly! The Lost Type Co-op is awesome.
I couldn't help but hear this in my head in the voice of Dale Gribble.. er, Rusty Shackleford.
linksdeity wrote:Maybe these conspiracies are true, and maybe they aren't. Thanks to my sweet sweet fluoridated water, I no longer care.
I teach high school and I have one student who is a really sweet kid, and I appreciate the fact that he is at least looking into the world around him (more than the bulk of his peers at the school), but he is such a massive conspiracy theorist it is ridiculous.
One day he was going off on his conspiracies, talking about how I am a 'sheeple' because I don't believe Obama's mom posed for risque photos and that the Illuminati killed Tupac. Finally, in what he thought would be his master stroke, he was like, "Ms. margiecakes! The government is putting florida in the water! Look it up!"
I should totally buy this shirt as a parting gift for him, as he is about to graduate (or drop out. He hasn't decided yet.)
Is this TSA approved? Cause I was hoping for another hands-on pat down in the back room... Trust me... it's better than a lap dance...
Just because you aren't paranoid doesn't mean somebody's not out to get you.
raccoonbacon wrote:Just because you aren't paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not out to get you...
I just posted the same thought. That's what I get for posting first, reading everything else later.
They won't shrink if you don't wash them, and eventually you won't need hangers because they'll stand up all by their Wootselves!
another shirt I would have bought had it been in the flattering AA women's size...
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