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The Coffees

Speed to First Woot:
1m 53.338s
First Sucker:
betagirl
Last Wooter to Woot:
noname1966
Last Purchase:
3 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 39% of Shirt Woots
Top 26% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
2329

Purchaser Experience

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  • 94% second woot
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  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 17% one year old
  • 70% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3

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Quality Posts


vipermjb


quality posts: 40 Private Messages vipermjb

Caffeine is a very dangerous drug. WILL NOT PURCHASE!!!!

Just kidding, nice shirt, glad it won.

betagirl


quality posts: 6 Private Messages betagirl

Javajavajava. I bought it as soon as I saw it!

DAISYC


quality posts: 6 Private Messages DAISYC

I don't drink coffee... so my opinion here doesn't matter.

ThunderThighs


quality posts: 543 Private Messages ThunderThighs

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DAISYC wrote:I don't drink coffee... so my opinion here doesn't matter.


I'm in the same boat.



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bluejester


quality posts: 557 Private Messages bluejester

That first coffee looks like a lumberjack, and that's okay.

psyonicarts


quality posts: 0 Private Messages psyonicarts

It's missing Irish Coffee, and baileys and coffee, rum and coffee. That's a third row or the center. ;)

ckeilah


quality posts: 149 Private Messages ckeilah

I would have used the French "cafe au lait", but it's cute.

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mirrorless


quality posts: 1 Private Messages mirrorless
bluejester wrote:That first coffee looks like a lumberjack, and that's okay.



I bet he sleeps all night and he works all day ;)

outintospace


quality posts: 4 Private Messages outintospace

I like my coffee like I like my Frenchman: smug.

kwheatcroft


quality posts: 2 Private Messages kwheatcroft
betagirl wrote:Javajavajava. I bought it as soon as I saw it!



slow down java girl, looks like you could use some decaf!

curtisuxor


quality posts: 56 Private Messages curtisuxor

Ashamed to not see de-caf on there.

I imagine the character would still be asleep.

GeneralAnubis


quality posts: 0 Private Messages GeneralAnubis

From personal experience: coffee can be healthy - it's called Organo Gold. Pretty rocking stuff, good for you to boot.

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 210 Private Messages Spiritgreen

Great characters, you can guess the coffees even without the text. And each one seems to have 20% hipster DNA, which is appropriate.

Congrats on taking 1st, Tasha!

mmustico


quality posts: 3 Private Messages mmustico
curtisuxor wrote:Ashamed to not see de-caf on there.

I imagine the character would still be asleep.



Love that! :-)

pinothyj


quality posts: 6 Private Messages pinothyj

Espresso is the process of straining boiling hot water through compacted ground coffee beans and not necessarily a drink by itself…

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

What is cappuccino holding? A feather duster?

beaglebrains


quality posts: 4 Private Messages beaglebrains

Just took a trip over to Jewelwing's website - her art goes way beyond tshirts. Congrats on the win!

vmforrest


quality posts: 8 Private Messages vmforrest
bluejester wrote:That first coffee looks like a lumberjack, and that's okay.



mirrorless wrote:I bet he sleeps all night and he works all day ;)



...he probably even cuts down trees, eats his lunch, and goes to the lavat'ry...

Guess what I'll be singing all day...?

irishjenn


quality posts: 0 Private Messages irishjenn
skatimmy737 wrote:What is cappuccino holding? A feather duster?



It's a crystallized sugar coffee stirrer

magyargirl


quality posts: 14 Private Messages magyargirl

This goes nicely with one of the Community Deals mentioned yesterday: from the 15th to the 18th of November, between 2 and 5 p.m., go in to Starbucks to buy one holiday drink, get one free.

Now, if this shirt would arrive in time, maybe they'd work out a buy one, get two free!

irishjenn


quality posts: 0 Private Messages irishjenn

I like it, but I drink tea, not coffee. What would a tea shirt t-shirt would look like?

cl21977


quality posts: 0 Private Messages cl21977

I must not be into coffee as much as I thought, because I have no idea what the cappuccino is holding. Rock candy? A duster?

EDIT: ah, I see this was already explained. I was right, it's basically rock candy. Where do they serve it like that...? Gonna have to complain next trip to Starbucks.

kevlar51


quality posts: 43 Private Messages kevlar51

congrats jewelwing! great shirt!

walmazan


quality posts: 62 Private Messages walmazan

Yay! Congratulations! This is fantastic!

ArdillaCiega


quality posts: 7 Private Messages ArdillaCiega
"Designer jewelwing always calls a 16-ounce coffee a "16 ounce coffee" -- none of that pseudo-Italian nonsense."



As someone whose last name is Grande, I take offense to this. :-/

Even a blind squirrel is right twice a day.

kimann34


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kimann34

Cup of Joe ~ love it!

syntaxterror


quality posts: 1 Private Messages syntaxterror

I was going to buy this, but then I noticed it had no 4:20 clock.

rightturnclyde


quality posts: 4 Private Messages rightturnclyde
ArdillaCiega wrote:As someone whose last name is Grande, I take offense to this. :-/



You mean you take Psuedo-offense.

jewelwing


quality posts: 13 Private Messages jewelwing

Thanks everyone for voting for this! I'm going to celebrate by drinking one of each coffee on there. Probably not a good idea, but delicious. Hey, did I just invent a new high energy drinking game?

TheDesi


quality posts: 3 Private Messages TheDesi

what up woot? Tried to order this shirt in Venti, but it's not available. Couldn't find Tall or Grande size either. And to add insult to injury, I'm told if I don't order this cup of java today, the price goes up to 15 bucks!

odysseyroc


quality posts: 32 Private Messages odysseyroc

Congrats Jewelwing, and great work!





DaveD1420


quality posts: 7 Private Messages DaveD1420
pinothyj wrote:Espresso is the process of straining boiling hot water through compacted ground coffee beans and not necessarily a drink by itself…



Espresso is a drink, and anybody using boiling water is doing it wrong.

oakenspirit


quality posts: 71 Private Messages oakenspirit

Can I special order a version of this shirt with JUST scraggly grunge coffee dude? and maybe a trashcan that's on fire next to him...

Thanks in advance...


ChronoSquall14


quality posts: 39 Private Messages ChronoSquall14

Wait, isn't cappuccinno masculine? This raises all sorts of questions.

andrewtl


quality posts: 22 Private Messages andrewtl
ChronoSquall14 wrote:Wait, isn't cappuccinno masculine? This raises all sorts of questions.



When I think cappuccino I think of the cappucine monks-i first thought that thing on it was a tassle. According to wikipedia, "The name comes from the Capuchin friars, referring to the colour of their habits". So yes, it should be masculine.

pfffft!

ChronoSquall14


quality posts: 39 Private Messages ChronoSquall14
andrewtl wrote:When I think cappuccino I think of the cappucine monks-i first thought that thing on it was a tassle. According to wikipedia, "The name comes from the Capuchin friars, referring to the colour of their habits". So yes, it should be masculine.



Fascinating!

Of course, the shirt is adorable - had my vote - and congrats to jewelwing on a well-deserved win.

grrlmarvel


quality posts: 12 Private Messages grrlmarvel

I still love the little flannel guy! Great print Woot and Jewel!!

AdderXYU


quality posts: 38 Private Messages AdderXYU
ChronoSquall14 wrote:Wait, isn't cappuccinno masculine? This raises all sorts of questions.



In most romance languages, "gender" is a fairly arbitrary marker. It's hard to really section out what is and isn't masculine or feminine by what the thing itself is. Even animals do not always have different masculine and feminine forms, unless we're talking bull/cow sort of dynamics. But there always comes a moment where you wonder why a building is masc, and a house is fem, and why it all matters at all.

This all hardly matters, though, so long as you don't wear the shirt after 10:30 in the morning, or everyone will know you're a tourist.

fishbiscuit5


quality posts: 32 Private Messages fishbiscuit5

Love this! So happy it printed, Jewelwing. :D