Shirt.Woot

Obligatory xkcd reference:

I am offended that this shirt assumes someone is "wrong." That's incredibly judgemental. I am also offended that the artist named himself "roc." That is immodest. I am further offended that this shirt is the color of money. Now we know what Woot is really about.

ANYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH ME IS A DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDREL!

A simple laugh but a satisfactory one.

Does this now constitute our uniform? May we paint our faces in support of our team?

I don't online debate well even though I'm highly opinionated. Internets people are mean. I'm staying out of this one. *ducks and hides*

The best part of any Online Debate is the "Vitriolic Freeform Cross Examination" part.

For those that don't know, green is for the money, gold is for the honeys. Also, the game is to be sold, not told.

The "XXL" is an insult! Beration I tell ya! It insinuates that only large people have time to debate on the internet! All of you (derogatory name)s just (rabble rabble) because you don't understand (blah blah) and refuse to read the wiki.

I find the map of states buying this shirt to be very intriguing. Why Montana? Why not any of the states bordering the east side of the Mississippi?...

Man this shirt would be great without the "someone on the Internet is wrong"

Darn it woot, why does it have to be in the ugly blue-green color? (Yeah, you call it "green" but that's a lie.)

Someone on the internet is wrong.

Starting with this shirt. >_>

XXL isn't valid roman numerals. Only one number is supposed to be subtracted from larger numbers, so while XXL could be read as 30 it's supposed to be XXX.

Would this shirt then qualify as troll bait? o.O

Okay, I can't be the only one who thought of our own community, and Adder in particular when this shirt came up. No offense meant, because I'm guilty (honored?) by this designation as well.

zimzat wrote:Starting with this shirt. >_>

XXL isn't valid roman numerals. Only one number is supposed to be subtracted from larger numbers, so while XXL could be read as 30 it's supposed to be XXX.

Would this shirt then qualify as troll bait? o.O

It's a size, not a year. What are you, minnow-bait or something? YOUR WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!11

neuropsychosocial wrote:It's a size, not a year. What are you, minnow-bait or something? YOUR WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!11

Lulz!!11!!

neuropsychosocial wrote:It's a size, not a year. What are you, minnow-bait or something? YOUR WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!11

YOU'RE*

Odyssey, this is hysterical! In for TWO!

I'd like this one a lot more if it didn't employ the trendy "distressed" style graphics.

So in what messed up world can I order a shirt that says, "XXL" on the front, but comes in a small?

The visual dissonance of my absurdly tiny frame wearing something proclaiming my size to be that of a much larger man is worth the price of admission.

no one has ever been wrong on the internet.

congrats Mr. Roc!

i may get 2 or 3 of these in the mail.. don't know whether i should buy my own....

thumperchick wrote:YOU'RE*

grammar police.. or as i 'right' sometimes to piss them off grammer police..

So, will there be popcorn and maybe a chair for the people who don't buy this shirt?

I'm always right on the Internet. This is hysterical, Tony! Nice one!

Apparently Wyoming did not get the internet yet.

Glad this found a proper home.
Sad Heather Grey is not available for it.

Tempted. I was incorrected the other day in woot's forums. Must... set... people... straight...

There's a special place in Hell for griefers and trolls.

Ha. According to your sales graphic, at 7:45 a.m. Washington and Oregon are in a face-off against Montana and N. Dakota, with Iowa in the middle. I want everyone who buys a shirt in those states to meet in Iowa in the springtime and have a big mud-wrestling smackdown. In a post-election month it's kind of perfect.

Should have included a reference to either accusing people of being a I wanted you guys to know I'm ignorant or of being accused of being a I wanted you guys to know I'm ignorant.

Love the shirt hate the color

This is like a soulmate to the #1 shirt. If Procrastinate University has any school teams it'd be this one.

Congrats on another strong print, odysseyroc.

Well, I came here this morning, giggled at this shirt, and then went about my normal day-off business.

After several posts on other forums arguing with people, I came back to buy it. This shirt is really speaking to me.

I was hesitant at first, because I was worried the "XXL" would make me feel fat, but I'm going to risk it. It's a great color (thank goodness heather gray isn't an option anymore, I hate that color), and the "Someone on the internet is wrong" is what sold it for me. I also like the distressed look. Everyone who doesn't like those things... well, they're just wrong. AND NO ONE IS FORCING YOU TO BUY THEM, PEOPLE! If you don't like it, just move along with your day. How sad and lonely are you if you have to take the time to post in an online forum full of people you don't know about how one tiny detail of the shirt isn't perfect for you?

haha this is amazing.

jrs1980 wrote:Obligatory xkcd reference:

odysseyroc wrote:For those that don't know, green is for the money, gold is for the honeys. Also, the game is to be sold, not told.

speaking of which...I just lost the game. Thanks.

I think the size XXL is a nod to how everyone online is larger than life. But that's just my PhD in Internet Psychology speaking.

I want one but I can't own green and yellow items, that whole Oregon Duck colors thing.

Damn you, Woot! Here I am, outtaworko, and you run both a WootOff AND this awesome shirt!

*sigh*

In for one.

Found myself strongly let to set someone straight in a review of something other folks visiting the website apparently found very helpful. Reviewer had maybe 2 valid points in a review otherwise full of false assumptions. This person is on the internet and this person is WRONG! People are finding this wrongness helpful! Must... set... the... internet... straight!

shouldn't one of those x's be a swastika? I mean really Godwin's Law.