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The Crest of Awesome

Speed to First Woot:
1m 12.556s
First Sucker:
mill
Last Wooter to Woot:
LordSiege
Last Purchase:
5 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 43% of Shirt Woots
Top 23% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
1330

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 91% second woot
  • 9% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 16% one year old
  • 75% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 3% bought 3

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Quality Posts


bluejester


quality posts: 568 Private Messages bluejester

Wow, never before have I been so utterly baffled as to what the heck is going on in a t-shirt.

Some one clue me in, please.

safyrejet


quality posts: 122 Private Messages safyrejet

Probably redundant, but it needs to be said. This shirt is awesome.

haha, rhino mustache

gravityisweak


quality posts: 27 Private Messages gravityisweak

I think I would buy this, except it says "taste the thunder" I have no clue what that means, so I feel like there's a joke I'm missing out on.

DianaSprinkle


quality posts: 130 Private Messages DianaSprinkle

Tentacle with a taco!

ThunderThighs


quality posts: 586 Private Messages ThunderThighs

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gravityisweak wrote:I think I would buy this, except it says "taste the thunder" I have no clue what that means, so I feel like there's a joke I'm missing out on.





Just kidding. I don't know either.



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lonelypond


quality posts: 435 Private Messages lonelypond
gravityisweak wrote:I think I would buy this, except it says "taste the thunder" I have no clue what that means, so I feel like there's a joke I'm missing out on.



me neither, although Google provided slogan for brand of cola in India http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thums_Up

I thought, ooh, I get to use the word melange, shirtwoot! has a crest, wait a minute where's the robot, oh wait, roboshark, that's ok, and now I'm thinking, there's actually not a cat is there...it's awesomely contagious clutter but mind clutter...ugh, must look again.

Edit: And now I think it's love. And a fox.

doomtothee


quality posts: 48 Private Messages doomtothee
gravityisweak wrote:I think I would buy this, except it says "taste the thunder" I have no clue what that means, so I feel like there's a joke I'm missing out on.



bluejester wrote:Wow, never before have I been so utterly baffled as to what the heck is going on in a t-shirt.

Some one clue me in, please.



Both of you are definitely missing the boat.

It's just awesome!

Woot won't let me have a cool signature

thurin


quality posts: 5 Private Messages thurin

Add me to the bewitched, bothered and bewildered crowd but who cares it is awesome.

tsukitensh


quality posts: 23 Private Messages tsukitensh
lonelypond wrote:
Edit: And now I think it's love. And a fox.



A fox WITH A MONOCLE. You totally missed half the awesome.

Iluivatar


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Iluivatar

I would probably have bought one if they threw Trogdor in there.

Stormdragon


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Stormdragon

There's no bacon! WHERE'S the BACON???

riparianprince


quality posts: 2 Private Messages riparianprince

Pirate Unicorn: check
Double Dual Exhaust: check
Pizza: check
Computer Shooting Rainbows: check
Ninja Stars: check
Beer: WHAT
Breasts: ok, wait just a
...they go IN the shirt?
HEY, I see what they did there!


There is never a bad time to not want to need something. Except now.

minifig81


quality posts: 3 Private Messages minifig81

I .. uh....

Marks this down on the "yet another shirt.woot to pass on" list.

audient


quality posts: 2 Private Messages audient
gravityisweak wrote:I think I would buy this, except it says "taste the thunder" I have no clue what that means, so I feel like there's a joke I'm missing out on.



I don't think "Taste the Thunder" is intended to refer to anything in particular, except that it is self evidently awesome.

zengator


quality posts: 0 Private Messages zengator

From the prosaic to the superbad, the same reaction:
"Dude, you have a ______?!?!

That's AWESOME!!!"

orabbit


quality posts: 31 Private Messages orabbit
tsukitensh wrote:A fox WITH A MONOCLE. You totally missed half the awesome.



AND a gigantic moustache! That's like a triple word score. If you are a child of the 80's and this doesn't evoke doodles of monster trucks with machine guns doing jumps, then I lament your squandered youth.

I remember this from the crest derby. Awesome then, awesome now.

laurie8914


quality posts: 0 Private Messages laurie8914

Hoodie and tank for me please !

vgilpin


quality posts: 3 Private Messages vgilpin

I'll agree, it's awesome....however, I don't know what to call the color, nor do I know the appropriate place to wear (or not wear) the shirt. Guide me, shirt.woot!

grecom25


quality posts: 0 Private Messages grecom25
vgilpin wrote:I'll agree, it's awesome....however, I don't know what to call the color, nor do I know the appropriate place to wear (or not wear) the shirt. Guide me, shirt.woot!


You have odd requirements for wearing clothing.

abrndude


quality posts: 0 Private Messages abrndude



One More Friday Gone did no one see the power rangers lightning bolt from MMPR? Thats what makes it awesome!

wingnutzero


quality posts: 2 Private Messages wingnutzero
DianaSprinkle wrote:Tentacle with a taco!



At first glance, this totally looked like a penis to me. Totally.

logicape


quality posts: 3 Private Messages logicape

I get it, but it's too man-centric for my taste (and I'm a male). Plus the Ed Hardy look is a big turn off.

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

pieces of flair ads are getting weird. Or is this Old Spice?

RayKremer


quality posts: 5 Private Messages RayKremer

A schizophrenic shirt?

j5


quality posts: 63 Private Messages j5
orabbit wrote:I remember this from the crest derby. Awesome then, awesome now.

Interesting data point.
1. Unchanged from the derby.(Outside of the shirt color, as far as I can tell)
2. Low votes then (Granted Monday submission)
3. No HM
4. Printed today
A rarity indeed! Congrats!

move along

joeradose


quality posts: 0 Private Messages joeradose
Stormdragon wrote:There's no bacon! WHERE'S the BACON???



That is the first thing I said. And why, alas, I may pass on this shirt...

Unless I eat bacon while WEARING the shirt!

eholling


quality posts: 10 Private Messages eholling
Stormdragon wrote:There's no bacon! WHERE'S the BACON???



I'd be willing to bet it's a bacon taco that octopus arm is holding.

Bouts of Consternation:
8/17/11; 9/14/11; 10/12/11; 11/09/11, 12/06/11; 4/26/12

And right now.

claygirlsings


quality posts: 1 Private Messages claygirlsings

It's like a train wreck - I can't look away! I'm both repulsed and strangely attracted at the same time.

vgilpin


quality posts: 3 Private Messages vgilpin
claygirlsings wrote:It's like a train wreck - I can't look away! I'm both repulsed and strangely attracted at the same time.



Yeah, this was my response. As I sat closer to the screen, peering at each section and subsection individually, noticing various "awesome" elements, I suddenly discovered that my life would not be complete without this shirt.

PocketBrain


quality posts: 46 Private Messages PocketBrain

That should be a double rainbow shooting out of the computer.

akakin


quality posts: 2 Private Messages akakin

Thunder and Awesome were the two most commonly used words in every product description in the old DAK Industries catalogs. One of the early offerings were "Thunder Lizard" speakers, which created "Awesome" sound.

charliecataline


quality posts: 3 Private Messages charliecataline
gravityisweak wrote:I think I would buy this, except it says "taste the thunder" I have no clue what that means, so I feel like there's a joke I'm missing out on.



I made up everything in this design, I just thought taste the thunder would be a great family crest slogan! There are no direct cultural references, NES controller aside

phriedom


quality posts: 0 Private Messages phriedom

I wish it was on a darker color. Black seems the most "awesome." I'll have to think about it on silver.

charliecataline


quality posts: 3 Private Messages charliecataline
claygirlsings wrote:It's like a train wreck - I can't look away! I'm both repulsed and strangely attracted at the same time.



I'm gonna go ahead and take that as a compliment.

charliecataline


quality posts: 3 Private Messages charliecataline
vgilpin wrote:Yeah, this was my response. As I sat closer to the screen, peering at each section and subsection individually, noticing various "awesome" elements, I suddenly discovered that my life would not be complete without this shirt.



Well I'm glad you feel that way! You're not cool until you own this shirt.

charliecataline


quality posts: 3 Private Messages charliecataline
Stormdragon wrote:There's no bacon! WHERE'S the BACON???



I don't think the spacetime continuum could handle this design if there were bacon. It will have to be included in a future design, for our safety of course.

charliecataline


quality posts: 3 Private Messages charliecataline
j5 wrote:Interesting data point.
1. Unchanged from the derby.(Outside of the shirt color, as far as I can tell)
2. Low votes then (Granted Monday submission)
3. No HM
4. Printed today
A rarity indeed! Congrats!



I guess the awesome just couldn't be suppressed.

whoaje


quality posts: 0 Private Messages whoaje

No bacon? Pffft. The real Crest of Awesome is just bacon.

brad2dbone


quality posts: 0 Private Messages brad2dbone

This shirt is too awesome to resist. Bought.