Remember, Parental Guidance Is Only A Suggestion
It’s not the first back-print shirt we’ve ever made – but it’s the first one to show off our snazzy new shirt-back template.
Take a kid to see a G-rated movie, they’ll be happy.
Take a kid to see a PG-rated movie, they’ll be interested.
Take a kid to see a PG-13-rated movie, they’ll be excited.
Take a kid to see an R-rated movie, they’ll be uncomfortable.
Take a kid to see an NC-17-rated movie, they’ll be visiting you in jail.
Wear this shirt: when you’re sneaking in the EXIT door to see Last Tango in Paris.
Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re a cinema usher charged with rousting underage patrons. It’ll only give the little monsters ideas.
This shirt tells the world: “Itchy and who? Nope, never heard of ‘em.”
We call this color: Adult Themes, Nudity, Strong Language, and Black
Design Placement (Front): Right Side
Design Placement (Back): Centered
Design Size (Front):
3X – S: 8.71” x 19”
WXL - K4: 5.96” x 13”
Design Size (Back):
3X – S: 9.54” x 4.72”
WXL - K4: 7.15” x 3.54”
Pantone Color(s): White – 185C – Cool Gray 8C
Please check our before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
