Be Someone’s Giraffe
Sure, it’s awesome to have a friend twenty times your height who can reach the food you can’t reach. But until we invent 100-foot-tall robotic giraffes, the billion starving people of the world need another idea. And even the robots would only help if there were 100-foot-tall food trees that regular people couldn’t reach. Which, we weren’t the best biology students, but we don’t think there are any.
So we’re doing what we can: spreading awareness of hunger as part of the UN World Food Programme’s Billion for a Billion campaign. We hope somebody’s still working on the 100-foot-tall robot giraffes, though, because that would be awesome.
Wear this shirt: only if you’re prepared to assist hungry groundhogs.
Don’t wear this shirt: around any giraffes. Their publicist has told them they need to cultivate a tougher image, and they might just make an example out of you.
This shirt tells the world: “Hungry? I’ll hold this stick in my mouth and you eat it. No, seriously, it’s cool. Go ahead. Hey, hey, come back!”
We call this color: Twigs ‘n’ Creme.
Design Placement: Right Side
Design Size:
3X – S: 10.85” x 19”
WXL - WS: 8.14” x 14.25”
K12 - K4: 7.28” x 12.75”
Pantone Color(s): 7403C – 7409C – 2975C – Warm Gray 3C – Warm Gray 7C
Please check our before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
