Panda-ing to the Masses
Second Place winner in Derby #6, with 623 votes!
Sure, pandas are pretty to look at and wondrous to contemplate. But what have they ever done for us? Aside from raising revenues for zoos and protecting us from rampaging bamboo, not much, friend. Not much. So we're busting out our tack, grabbing our mallets, and saddling up for a bruising chukka of Panda Polo, America's hottest ailuropod sporting sensation. It's not much, but we've got to get some use out of these noble creatures before they're gone forever.
This shirt was designed by: Shirt.Woot member duneboo, emerging from nowhere to win the hearts and votes of our fickle Derby voters. How'd he or she do that?
Wear this shirt to: one of those regular old polo clubs. Your exotic tastes and amoral self-indulgence will arouse the envy of the rich guys and the lust of their women. But you might need to wear a collared shirt under it, to get in the door.
Don't wear this shirt to: any event connected to PETA, the World Wildlife Fund, or Panda Express.
This shirt tells the world: "I live my life with a commitment to excellence, adventure, luxury, and sadism."
We call this color: Panda-Milk Cream.
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