The Nuke-ya-ler Option
You
ordered so many XLs, we fell behind. It's going to be about a week before
we get new orders for XLs out.
First Place finisher in Derby #10, with 714 votes!
Here we have a visual explanation of why there isn't a nuclear reactor in Manhattan (or any urban downtown near you). While we're intrigued by the possibility of gaining super powers, the downside of nuclear meltdown outweighs the potential benefits. We hope this lovely design is the closest we'll get to one.
This shirt was designed by: Shirt.Woot member riffmaster18, who placed second in Derby #9 with
Summer Into Fall.
Wear this shirt: to celebrate the beauty of severe nuclear accidents.
Don't wear this shirt: to Chernobyl.
This shirt tells the world: "Mind if I insert my control rod into your overheated, pressurized water reactor?"
We call this color: Three Mile Black.
Please check American Apparel's sizing chart for men or for women
before you order. The Woot Tee, constructed by American Apparel,
follows their classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier
look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider
starting a belly-hanging-out trend.

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