Hoaxing Down The Bunny Trail
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ordered so many Women's Large, we fell behind. It's going to be about a week before
we get new orders for that size out.
First Place in Derby #11, with 595 votes!The jackalope always struck as a goofily endearing cryptozoological legend. With none of the unicorn's gauzy sparkle, Bigfoot's intriguing demi-humanity, or Nessie's fearsome mystery, it's just, like, a rabbit with antlers. The jackalope could easily exist. It just happens not to.
This shirt was designed by: Shirt.Woot user Pyrin, for his or her first Derby win. GRATZ PYRIN!!!1!
Wear this shirt: to let those southwestern souvenir-stand vendors know that you're not going to buy their postcards. You're hip to the gag.
Don't wear this shirt: with blue socks.
This shirt tells the world: "Ask me about this freaky rabbit with antlers. Come on, ask me. For real. Hey, where are you going?"
We call this color: Jackalope-Pelt Brown.
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before you order. The Woot Tee, constructed by American Apparel,
follows their classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier
look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider
starting a belly-hanging-out trend.

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