Pushing Obscure References To Another Level
Second Place in Derby #14:Nutrition, with 531 votes.
You’ve spent the last three weeks holed up in the finished basement
with your friends Little Debbie and Dr. Pepper, battling your way
through a polygonal puzzle world that exists only in your game console.
It might be time to put on a fresh t-shirt. Change your clothes without
losing that apertural vibe with this bewildering cake design.
This shirt was designed by: Shirt.Woot member geekfactor12, back in the game after the cruel reckonings of longtime favorite Sore Thumbs and the underappreciated Loved By The Sea. She’s also something of an expert of t-shirt design contests, as seen on her blog Compete-Tee-Tion.
Wear this shirt: to your Overeaters Anonymous meeti- whoops. Sorry.
Don’t wear this shirt: around people who, er, haven’t learned about the cake yet. Spoilers, dude.
This shirt tells the world: “I’m eating cake and I’m still alive.”
We call this color: The Orange Blouse.
Design specs:
Placement: Centered
Printed Size:
3X – M: 8.31” x 10.27”
S-WS: 6.23” x 7.70”
Color(s):
- White
Please check American Apparel's sizing chart for men or for women
before you order. The Woot Tee, constructed by American Apparel,
follows their classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier
look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider
starting a belly-hanging-out trend.

(Unless you spend the $5 for Overnight Shipping)