Feel Lucky, Pilgrim?
We’re not working today. Overnighted orders will arrive on Tuesday.
You want a taste of this? Huh? You think you bad now? Bring it. Make
a move. Come on, Miles Standish. Pick up that knife and fork. Show me
what you got. I’m about to open up a cornucopia of pain, covered in
suffering sauce, with a side dish of candied misery. I’m still mad at
the way I couldn’t get no love from the Continental Congress when Ben
Franklin proposed me as the national bird. And I’m ready to take it out
on somebody. Give me an excuse. Come and have a go if you think you’re
hungry enough.
This shirt was designed by: an early Woot staff member based in Plymouth, Massachusetts, whose name is forever lost to history.
Wear this shirt: when you march with the Turkey Resistance Front.
Don’t wear this shirt:
to the annual turkey-pardoning ceremony at the White House. This
presentation of the turkey as violent and aggressive may prejudice the
officials against it.
This shirt tells the world: “Your Flabby Glutton style is no match for my Roasted Turkey style.”
We call this color: Cream of Murder.
Design specs:
Placement: Centered
Printed Size:
3X – M: 9.13” x 10.4”
S-WS: 6.84” x 7.8”
Color(s): – 7516 C – 7511 C – 1817 C – 102 C – White
Please check American Apparel's sizing chart for men or for women
before you order. The Woot Tee, constructed by American Apparel,
follows their classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier
look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider
starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
(Unless you spend the $5 for Overnight Shipping)
