Once Around, Time Me
First Place in Derby #30 (Leap Year), with 764 votes!
So I says everybody knows a year is three hundred and sixty-five
days, and this guy—this little egghead pencilneck dweeb—he says no it
isn’t. And I says of course it is, and he says naw, it isn’t. And I
says OK, genius, prove it.
And he starts in with this
Chinese algebra where I don’t know what he’s talking about. He’s
multiplyin’ this times that. He’s carryin’ the two. He’s got letters
and numbers and I don’t know what all in there. And finally I show him
the thing you do with your knuckles, right?
No, not the calendar trick. What calendar trick? I just mean I slugged him in the nose.
This
shirt was designed by: Iambusyeating, who’s given hope to all those
lurkers who sit on the sidelines and decline to enter the Derby on the
grounds that a first-timer doesn’t stand a chance. In your face,
conventional wisdom!
Wear this shirt: to the upcoming
Academic Olympics, or Quiz Bowl, or Space Camp, or Star Trek
Convention, or at the center of that circle of jocks that are kicking
you.
Don’t wear this shirt: to the Vatican. Ask Galileo how that’ll turn out.
This shirt tells the world: “As a matter of fact, I am free on Friday night.”
We call this color: The Square Root Of Navy Blue Times Navy Blue
Placement: Centered
Printed Size:
3X – M: 12.5” x 15.02”
S-WS: 9.37” x 11.26”
Color(s): – 270 C
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