Death Metal
From Talos to those ridiculous new OMACs over at DC Comics,
the deadly robot guardian has always been at the side of man. Sadly,
it’s very hard to print on the side of man, so you’re going to have to
settle for the front. Even still, you’ll find this robot just as
deadly. So tell us the truth, if this was in a styrofoam box, you’d be
going crazy for it, maybe stabbing complete strangers or beating up old ladies who looked like Abe Vigoda in an attempt to get one for yourself. So why wouldn’t you buy the shirt? Maybe if you do… he’ll kill you last.
This shirt was designed by: Matthew Schuster MPS Industries. Building the future from bits of the past, and threatening your tomorrows with yesterday! He also has a livejournal and understands the need for a spare head. Especially a smiley one.
Wear this shirt: to visit your lady friend. We think she’ll be impressed.
Don’t wear this shirt:
if you can’t handle having your fists shoot off from coolness.
Seriously, when your mom goes crazy and sues the company and we can’t
have cool stuff because you’re a crybaby the whole world will give you
a beatdown for the rest of your life. We did it before in the late
Seventie’s and we are completely prepared do it again.
This shirt tells the world: “I am my own Robosapien. And I have a sword.”
We call this color:
Automated Secret Policeman Having A Laser Torso! See, Matthew, that
would have been funnier if you’d picked a different color but NOOOOOOOO
Placement: Centered
Printed Size:
3X – M: 14.75” x 19.17”
S-WS: 11.06” x 14.37”
Color(s): – Pantone Black C – White – 2935 C – 485 C – 1235 C – 628 C
Please check American Apparel's sizing chart for men or for women before you order. The Woot Tee, constructed by American Apparel, follows their classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
