Beaster Parade
Between the pink and yellow bonnets and the adorable ducklings, the
Easter industry makes it hard for anyone in possession of a driver’s
license or a Y chromosome to appreciate the holiday. This occasion
calls for the hulking presence of a man-killing behemoth like our bruin
friend above. Let the little girls and boys hunt for Easter eggs –
we’re hunting for a shotgun and a place to hide.
This shirt was designed by: Curtis Elliott, who we loved on David Letterman and Get a Life, even if Cabin Boy kind of sucked.
Wear this shirt: to teach your children a heartwarming Easter lesson…in TERROR!
Don’t wear this shirt: every day, unless you’re angling for an all-expenses-paid trip to the booby hatch.
This shirt tells the world: “It’s rabbit season.” “No, it’s bear season.” “No, rabbit season.” “Bear season.” “Rabbit season.” “Bear season.”
We call this color: Heather Grizzly.
Placement: Centered
Printed Size:
3X – M: 10” x 10.42”
S-WS: 7.5” x 7.81”
Pantone Color(s): – White – 123 C – 1655 C – 463 C – 4625 C
Please check American Apparel's sizing chart for men or for women before you order. The Woot Tee, constructed by American Apparel, follows their classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
