Put It On, Hoser
Second Place in Derby #34 (Canada), with 530 votes!
Avril
Lavigne and ice and everything nice – that’s what Canada is made of. At
least, if you go by this periodic breakdown of America’s hat. With
everything from Neve Campbell to Nunavut, it comes reasonably close to
capturing the multifaceted nature of the nation. We suppose Alex
Trebek, D.O.A., universal health care, and lacrosse must be in the
table of lanthanides and actinides.
This shirt was designed by: Shirt.Woot member RobGlenn, who apparently likes his humor the way Canada likes its whiskey: dry.
Wear this shirt:
if you like the idea of people crowding really close to you and staring
intently at your chest. They’ll have to, to read the tiny print.
Don’t wear this shirt: to Mexico. If they see it, they’ll want us to make one for them, too.
This shirt tells the world: “No, wait, don’t take me hostage! I’m not from the United States! Wait, you’re making a terrible mista-”
We call this color: Heather Gray, Strong And Free.
Placement: Centered
Printed Size:
3X – M: 12” x 8”
S-WS: 9” x 6”
Pantone Color(s): – Black C – 176 C – 4525 C – 100 C – 359 C – 277 C
Please check American Apparel's sizing chart for men or for women before you order. The Woot Tee, constructed by American Apparel, follows their classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
