“Duck Hunt” Still Sounds Dirty To Us
3rd place in Derby #38: The Year You Were Born, with 724 votes!
I’ve had it with that hound’s snickering. You think this is funny,
you mutt? You think the Light Gun’s so easy? I’d like to see how
accurate you are! “Ooh, look at me, I can’t even hold the Light Gun,
let alone fire it, because I don’t have opposable thumbs or prehensile
digits, but that doesn’t stop me from mocking other people!” Come on
over here and laugh at point blank range, I dare you!
Mangy cur! Pathetic, pixellated pooch!
This
shirt was designed by: James Cho, who, it turns out, is a mere child.
‘84! Dude, we were shrieking about Kirk Gibson’s World Series homer
before you were shrieking about teething pain. Among James’s jillion
other Derby-winning entries is The Tycoon of ICE, still available.
Wear this shirt: to the firing range—or, as some squares call it, the “video arcade.”
Don’t
wear this shirt: turkey hunting. You’ll spook your tom. The turkey’s
keen eyes will spot this bright design faster than you can say
“gobblegobble.”
This shirt tells the world: “No, it’s RABBIT season!”
We call this color: Duck Down Brown
Placement: Centered
Printed Size:
3X – M: 10” x 11.02”
S – WS: 7.5” x 8.26”
Pantone Color(s): – 323 C – 327 C – 7499 C – 174 C – 1665 C – 401 C
Please check American Apparel's sizing chart for men or for women before you order. The Woot Tee, constructed by American Apparel, follows their classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
