Sometimes You Scare Us
3rd place in Derby #44: Summer, with 747 votes!
What is it with you guys? Yesterday we had those poor terrified lemons
and today we’re watching a marshmallow turn into Harvey Dent. Is that
how you all spend your afternoons? If we looked through your notebooks,
would it be filled with pictures of spoon-stabbed grapefruits weeping
sour tears and tiny cupcakes screaming as they bang hopelessly against
the walls of an Easy-Bake Oven? Do you line up your broccoli in front
of the steamer and demand it answer you or face the consequences? What sort of twisted gourmands walk our streets in secret?
This shirt was designed by:
our forums friend JadenKale, who, like the vegetable she is named
after, posts pretty much all the time. We’re glad you’re here, JK, but
honestly, we’re worried and think maybe you should go for a bike ride
or something. Your collard green cousins miss you.
Wear this shirt:
when you’re going to be out in the sun. Maybe it will remind you to put
on sunscreen every few hours. No one wants to risk their health.
Don’t wear this shirt:
If you’re planning to go drinking with a friend in a graham cracker
shirt and a friend in a square of chocolate shirt. Unless you’re into
that.
This shirt tells the world: “I have no nutritional value whatsoever and yet am loved by millions!”
We call this color: Orange You Glad We Now Ship Internationally?
Placement: Centered
Printed Size:
3X – M: 11” x 9.89”
S – WS: 8.25” x 7.41”
Pantone Color(s): – Black C – White – 310 C – 470 C – 474 C – 602 C
Please check American Apparel's sizing chart
for men or
for women before you order. The Woot Tee, constructed by American Apparel, follows their classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
