Quantum States Killed The Newtonian Star
Square? E=MCcool. Einstein invented everything,
man. He sat around in class imagining what it would be like to be on a
beam of light way before the word “slacker” even existed. He goofed off
at his job wondering what it would be like to be on a beam of light
about a hundred years before Homer Simpson. Then he made the whole
world know his name, all because of this crazy dream about being on a
beam of light. You go ahead and replace “beam of light” with “Eruption”
and you’ve got the Eddie Van Halen bio-pic. Plus dude married his
cousin! That’s right, we owe the nuclear powered sno-cone machine to
some perv who didn’t want to do his homework. Is it any wonder he got
American citizenship so fast? Rock on, A-Stein, rock on!
This shirt was designed by: AJ Dimarucot, a graphic artist based in Manila. That’s in the Philippines, you know. Al also designed The Shredder and Paradisaea. If science had a van, it would ask AJ to paint it.
Wear this shirt: when you can’t decide between particle and New Wave.
Don’t wear this shirt: to play dice. Just don’t.
This shirt tells the world:
“You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull
his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you
understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send
signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that
there is no cat.” DUDE WAS SO AWESOME SERIOUSLY
We call this color: Schwarzschild Black
Placement: Centered
Printed Size:
3X – M: 13” x 18.83”
S – WS: 9.75” x 14.12”
Pantone Color(s): – White – Yellow C – 226 C – 639 C – 802 C
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