Liberté, Égalité, Cetacea
Arise, blubbers and sisters! Cast off the hateful yoke of French
colonialism! Drive the imperialists off of this whale we love and into
the sea! Only then will we swim free of French domination, on waves of
pride and independence, in a sea of self-determination and prudent
governance!
And we’ll ask France for foreign aid! Because hey, free money!
This shirt was designed by: geekfactor12, planting her flag in the flabby soil of Derby legendom.
Wear this shirt: when you’re eating your whale steaks or whale kebabs or whale-loaf or whatever it is you loathsome murderers eat.
Don’t wear this shirt: to Wales. They might misunderstand and take it as an insult. They’re a fiery, proud people, the Welsh. And not very bright.
This shirt tells the world: “Vive la baleine française!”
We call this color: The French, They Are A Funny Navy.
Placement: Centered
Printed Size:
3X – M: 9.5” x 7.88”
S – WS: 7.12” x 5.91”
Pantone Color(s): – White – 174 C – 1345 C – 150 C – 544 C – 660 C
Please check American Apparel's sizing chart for men or for women before you order. The Woot Tee, constructed by American Apparel, follows their classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
