I, I’ll Drink All The Time
Winner of Derby #55c: Derbylympics, 3rd Event – Freestyle, with 588 votes! We also salute eHalcyon (silver) and brydesign (bronze)!
“omg i got a new webcam i want to test out llo”
“Really? Well, if she said that, I don’t feel bad telling you this story.”
“i don wanna gtfo how can i stay tell me what to dooooooo”
Sometimes
the future just isn’t coming fast enough. That’s why there’s F5. Drama,
excitement, nudity, it’s all just happened somewhere. Why be a step
behind those puritanical mods? Take control of your own life.
“Hey, anyone want the entire next season of Heroes for free? It’s right here if you do!”
“i got five invites post here fast if u want 1 mods don’t delete plz thx”
Information wants to be free. You just have to get there first. F5. The cutting edge.
This shirt was designed by: Soothedbyrainfall, who also brought us Going Bananas. Much like Mark Rothko, she’s not the only one who could have made this shirt, but she was the first to sell it.
Wear this shirt: during a Woot-off! HEY MAYBE THERE’S ONE RIGHT NOW HURRY GO HERE AND CHECK
Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re on a Powerbook. All it does there is make you louder.
This shirt tells the world: “I’m proud of my can and want to draw attention to it!”
We call this color: Royal Shirts Will Go Better With Your Man Honkers (Sorry Jaden)
Please check American Apparel's sizing chart for men or for women before you order. The Woot Tee, constructed by American Apparel, follows their classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.