Tales From The Cryptid
I know what the government says, Wayne. And I know what I saw. And
I’m telling you, thing was as real as a chupalope and a dragonsquatch
put together. I’se just fishing in the old quarry when I seen it
digging in the trashcan by the parking lot. Blue fur, little white
eyes, one big pointy horn like a, I dunno, like half a Viking hat. You
never smelled anything like that smell, like a gorilla and a horse and
something else, rotted fruit or something. And that smile, those fangs
– I about crapped. Ain’t no way was that a guy in a gorilla suit. You
keep laughing, Wayne. You wudn’t out there. You don’t even know.
This shirt was designed by: Andrew Bargeron, B/K/A Gimetzco!,
who’s done design work for Delia’s, Weezer, Tinymeat, and threadless.
Don’t know what “Gimetzco!” means? That makes three of us: neither do
we, neither does he.
Wear this shirt: if your fur is blue for a bold, fetching statement.
Don’t wear this shirt: with a kicky beret. Don’t wear anything with a kicky beret.
This shirt tells the world: “And you never saw me here, either. Got it?”
We call this color: The Abominable Orange.
Placement: Centered
Printed Size:
3X – M: 10.5” x 11.95”
S – WS: 7.87” x 8.96”
Pantone Color(s): – Black C – White – 602 C – 3105 C
Please check American Apparel's sizing chart for men or for women before you order. The Woot Tee, constructed by American Apparel, follows their classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
