Keeping Up With The Addamses
What is America? Is it a hand from a German? A thigh from Russia? An
ear from London, a tongue from Mexico, a chest from Canada, a kidney
from Thailand, a back from Senegal? It is all these things and more,
stitched together into a freakish shambling mess that somehow cannot be
stopped by fire or pitchforks or angry villagers.
Lonely,
but pretending it wants to be left alone, the monster that did not ask
to be looks only to find a place in the world, and a partner. It makes
mistakes, sure, but why should we focus on that little girl with the
roses over and over again? Why not instead look forward to the grand
future ahead of the monster? A future where the supernatural Draculas
and werewolves of the Old Country must give way to a thing of pure
reason, birthed by the science and technology we now outsource to
India. Oh brave new world that has such monsters in it!
This shirt was designed by: Robert Gould, an illustrator from San Diego, CA. He encourages you to wear this shirt without a bib so that you can feed his frankenstein.
Wear this shirt: to do the chores in fresh air. Farm living is the life!
Don’t wear this shirt: to visit the stores in Times Square. Don’t you adore a penthouse view?
This shirt tells the world: “YOU. WIFE. GOODBYE. LIFE.”
We call this color: Black Acres We Are There (doo doot doo doot doot… doot doot!)
Design Placement: Centered
Design Size:
M – 3X: 13.64” x 20”
S – WS: 10.23” x 15”
Pantone Color(s): 406C
Please check American Apparel's sizing chart for men or for women before you order. The Woot Tee, constructed by American Apparel, follows their classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
