Resemblance To Any Existing Product Is Unintendoed
1st place in Derby #65: Shirt as Costume, with 1408 votes!
Hey, baby. You got a game link cable? ‘Cause we could hook up.
Aw, yeeeahh. Hey, come back, I want to play some “Pokémon,” if you know
what I mean. Ah, forget you. Well helloooo there, sweet thang. How’d
you like to live out your Final Fantasy? Enh? Enh? Hey, hang on, don’t
be like tha—OK, whatever, forget you. No, not you, sugar, you I like. I
think you bumped my power switch, hot stuff, because I am turned on. Say, why don’t… OK, sure, just turn around and walk away, that’s fine.
This
shirt was designed by: rushblume, who had to have been teased on the
playground with a name like that. Who’s getting the last laugh now,
schoolyard bullies? Any of you meatheads win a shirt.woot Derby
recently? WE THOUGHT NOT.
Wear
this shirt: as a conversation-starter among people you won’t realize
you didn’t want to start conversations with until it’s too late.
Don’t
wear this shirt: around any nearsighted gamer giants. You could end up
with your guts crushed under their colossal thumbs, or suffering
lasting damage to your central nervous system from whatever
hallucinogens have you seeing gamer giants.
This shirt tells
the world: “Getting biz-zay with me is like a game of Tetris:
Deliberate and methodical until the pace picks up, I lose my cool, and
it ends in disappointment. Plus I play goofy music throughout. That’s
kind of my thing.”
We call this color: Heather Grayme Boy
Design Placement: Centered
Design Size:
M – 3X: 12.5” x 18.56”
S – WS: 9.37” x 13.92”
Pantone Color(s):
Black – 7495C – 444C – 241C
Please check American Apparel's sizing chart for men or for women before you order. The Woot Tee, constructed by American Apparel, follows their classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
