Do Not Attempt
Shocked? I’ll say it was shocked. That old camera flipped out when
it saw me. Did you know it was still using film? Talk about lame.
But
that’s what old people are like. As for me, I’m part of the digital
generation. I can do things they never dreamed of. And I don’t need
some “photo lab” go-between. That means I can be more daring than those
old cameras ever dreamed about. You think they make a coat like this in
110 film size?
Those old cameras talk about puppy dogs and
family portraits. Hey, that’s not what a digital is for. I’m part of
the Facebook Generation, yo, I’m gonna show it off to everyone! Who
cares if my shadow looks like ET holding a birdcage?
Those old cameras just have to deal with it. It’s not the Seventies any more, Wodak! Feast your eyes on this glass!
This shirt was designed by: Jeremy Hitchcock, a.k.a. dekonstruct, the designer of Angry Day and Civic Duty Dance. He also has a comic and a collection of failed designs. And if you don’t follow every one of those links, you won’t get dessert.
Wear this shirt:
in your back left pocket to show that you are into showing off. But
don’t put it in your back right pocket. That means something totally
different. We’re not sure what. But we’re not gonna test it out.
Don’t wear this shirt:
if you’re actually planning on flashing people. Don’t you know how it
works? Really, do the research. If you want to be successful you’re
going to have to put a little effort into it.
This shirt tells the world: “Why don’t you take a picture, it’ll last longer.”
We call this color: Bare Asphalt
Design Placement: Centered
Design Size:
M – 3X: 15.5” x 10.51”
S – WS: 11.62” x 7.88”
Pantone Color(s): Black – Cool Gray 6C – Cool Gray 3C – White
Please check American Apparel's sizing chart for men or for women before you order. The Woot Tee, constructed by American Apparel, follows their classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
