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And the LORD formed the computer nerd of
the dust off His keyboard, being mainly the powdered remains of
heavenly Chee-tos, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life,
which wasn’t easy, given the computer nerd’s deviated septum; and the
computer nerd became a living soul, if you can really call it living.
And the LORD
set up a vast network eastward in Eden; and before it He put the
computer nerd whom he had formed, saying “here, I need an admin, get
thee to it.”
And the computer nerd set about exploring the
many files and folders on the network, discovering various digital
wonders and delights, but there was one machine the LORD
forbade him to access, speaking unto him: “All of this is created for
thee to use and master, My pasty-skinned, soft-bellied creation. Except
stay away from the Apple, would you? I keep My personal files on it,
and thou shalt poketh around in them not.
“Not that I’m going to password-protect it or anything, because I trust you.”
This shirt was designed by: Robert Gould. No, not the one David Mamet condemned to Hell; another one.
Wear this shirt: if you hear a voice in the garden, and are afraid, because you are naked, to hide yourself.
Don’t wear this shirt: in Paradise. It’s strictly topless and bottomless there. Or so we have read.
This shirt tells the world: “Hallelujah, I’m right-click-saved as”
We
call this color: We Call The Light “White,” And The Darkness We Call
“Black,” And This Color In The Middle, Oh, Let’s Call It Like A
“Heather Gray.”
Design Placement: Centered
Design Size:
3X – S: 11” x 7.52”
K12 - K4: 8.25” x 5.64”
Pantone Color(s): White – 106C – 7500C – 2995C – 408C – 4695C
Please check American Apparel's sizing chart for men, for women or children before you order. The Woot Tee, constructed by American Apparel, follows their classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
