Boil Before Wearing
Hundreds of years ago, people would get up in the morning and walk
to the center of town, where they would lower their buckets into the
well and bring up water so that they could drink. Today, we get up in
the morning and ride our bikes to the corner store where we can take
bottles from the freezers so that we can drink. And also we pay for it.
We’ve come so far!
But our water supply has so much to
offer. All those drugs, flushed down the toilet. All those hormones
from birth control and mood altering medications. Tiny shellfish and
the occasional bit of metal from pipes our grandfathers made. You know
what that makes a person? Strong.
So bring it on, aliens! We
don’t need those cold germs this time. We’ve been drinking cow hormones
for a couple of decades now! We’re a country of angry minotaurs, and
we’re ready! Mooo! Moooooooo!
This shirt was designed by: jewelwing. who looks lovely but is probably too heavy to fly. Diamonds aren’t real aerodynamic, peacock.
Wear this shirt: when you’re going for a drink with Gregory Hines.
Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re a Dasani rep. There’s no need to give away all your trade secrets.
This shirt tells the world: “You know, for the same price we could just have a few beers…”
We call this color: Throwing Out The Baby Blue With The Bathwater
Design Placement: Centered
Design Size:
S – 3X: 12” x 7.94”
WXL - K4: 9” x 5.95”
Pantone Color(s): White – 1895C – 187C – 299C – Cool Gray 9C
Please check American Apparel's sizing chart for men, for women or children before you order. The Woot Tee, constructed by American Apparel, follows their classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
