Aw, Rats
2nd place in Derby #71: Thrift, with 1184 votes!
You know, it’s not so bad. There are lots of studies. It isn’t all
radium in the ears and lipstick in the… well, that was probably just a
rumor. Hey, what about the obesity studies? All day, just getting paid
to get pizzas and cupcakes under a doctor’s care. That’s a pretty sweet
gig. And running mazes? That’s like playing Dungeons And Dragons
professionally!
Okay, fine, a few disgruntled employees made
the whole business look dangerous, and maybe it used to be. But today,
it’s a whole different world. And you make connections, too! My old
college buddy met his wife there, and now they live in a private cage
by the beach! It’s an opportunity! It won’t be so bad. It won’t be so
bad.
This shirt was designed by: edgarrmcherly, who tested the design on a monkey before submitting it to us. That poor, well-dressed monkey.
Wear this shirt: if you’re into playing Frisby.
Don’t wear this shirt:
if you work for the National Institute of Mental Health. Wait, we take
that back, scientists would probably get a kick out of this one.
This shirt tells the world: “Give me a chance, I have three to twelve mouths to feed!”
We call this color: Thresholds Of Thread Dye Tolerance Specifically Pertaining To Internet Shirt Wearing Habits In White Mice
Design Placement: Centered
Design Size:
3X – S: 8” x 8.04”
WXL - K4: 6” x 6.03”
Pantone Color(s): Warm Gray 1C – 7530C – Black
Please check American Apparel's sizing chart for men, for women or children before you order. The Woot Tee, constructed by American Apparel, follows their classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
