Oh, He’s Only A Son Of Eve When He Screws Up, Huh?
So around World War Two these kids stumble into an alternate
dimension and fight in a big war. Then about a year later they go back,
but it’s been over a thousand years in this other place, yet everything
is about the same. Okay, fine, it took a long time for people to invent
the steam engine in our world too, and some people still have kings, so
we’ll let that one pass. Maybe there wasn’t any need for a Magna Carta
there.
But assuming the math still holds, it has been about
sixty thousand years since this whole thing started. And a lot is going
to happen in sixty thousand years. Alternative systems of government
are going to show up, maybe even a few times. Even the stupidest people
in the world are going to figure out something good after sixty
thousand years.
Of course we have to keep in mind that, in
our world, no one is going to throw out a magic wardrobe after their
grandparents die, especially if they’ve just inherited a country
estate. So we’re pretty sure that somewhere out there at a club in
present day London is a posh kid dancing with Peaches Geldolf and
talking about the time he snorted a line off of a talking lion who
lives on a starship run by centaurs and giants in a sort of
Marxian/Maoist commune with a non-centralized government. It’s only
logical.
This shirt was designed by:
DeadFrog. His profits will be sent to the Widow Frog and all their
unfertilized tadpoles. But art collectors take note: this means his
shirt can only rise in value. Hey, should we have put quotes around
value there?
Wear this shirt: when you’re
eating Turkish Delight. When you try some, you really understand how
hard life must have been in the war. If someone invented that stuff
today it would called Turkish Oh How Kind But I Don’t Think I Want A
Second One Hey Who Wants To Go Buy Some Ice Cream It’s My Treat.
Don’t wear this shirt:
around Russell T. Davies. There’s still time for a lion to replace
David Tennant and that would completely screw up our betting pool.
This shirt tells the world: “No, it’s a brand new shirt, that’s just what they call an artistic decision.”
We call this color: Whoever It Was At HarperCollins That Decided To Screw Up The Numbering Is A Complete Asphalt
Design Placement: Centered
Design Size:
3X – S: 10” x 5.11”
WXL - K4: 7.5” x 3.89”
Pantone Color(s): 115C – 724C – 3375C – 561C – 2915C – 2945C
Please check American Apparel's sizing chart for men, for women or children before you order. The Woot Tee, constructed by American Apparel, follows their classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
