1st place in Derby #75: Cabin Fever, with 973 votes!
Happy23: wow great print llo
LettuceBabe: Wonderful job! Congrats to the artist!
KidAtCollege: Oh, wow! This is just like a Philip K. Dick novel! What a metaphor!
Tee Snob: This isn’t for me, but I see how it could be enjoyed by other people. Just not me.
Mr. Serious:
Okay, first of all, either that guy in the chair is tiny or the outer
body is really amazingly big. And that’s a huge issue because a guy
that big means the snowflake is relative to his size, so that snowflake
is about the size of, well, a shirt. And if anyone spent any time
studying physics they’d know that’s about as likely as a giant ant
lifting a car, which is to say, not at all. Additionally, the
appearance of a chair inside the head implies some sort of forest
existed or currently exists inside the giant man, as well as a smelting
facility to allow for the creation of metal tools in order to complete
those fancy corners. Are we to assume this is all happening in the
stomach? And for that matter, how does the little man eat? And who were
his parents? Is this some thinly-veilled comment about the futility of
evolutionists or something? Because that would just be bad form. Meh. I
guess this will be another sell out extravaganza among those people who
wouldn’t know quality if it bit them but I, for one, don’t understand
how a person could enjoy this shirt due to the complex gaps in simple,
concrete logic. It is just me who sees all these cliches?
OMGrrl: OMG OMG OMG DON’T BE A SAD RAT OMG DID I GET A SHIRT OMG SAD RAT OMG
This shirt was designed by: tgentry. What, you don’t know who that is? He did Nanonauts!
He’s been here forever! Jaden, you know him, right? eHalcyon? Come on,
guys, this isn’t funny! It’s tgentry! Don’t you remember? Clarence!
Clarence! Put things back the way they were! I want to live, Clarence!
I want to live!
Wear this shirt: when it is snowing. Also wear a sweater. You can get them from sweater.woot.com.
Don’t wear this shirt:
when you band together on our forums and march on Woot HQ to beat us
for today’s copy. We don’t want you to get our jerkface blood all over
your nice new shirts.
This shirt tells the world: “I’m of two minds about this.”
We call this color: As The Horse Said To The Dude In The Guy Fawkes Mask, “Navy”
Design Placement: Centered
Design Size:
3X – S: 11.79” x 16.27”
WXL - K4: 8.84” x 12.2”
Pantone Color(s): 164C – 1365C – 310C – 7457C
Please check American Apparel's sizing chart
for men,
for women or
children before you order. The Woot Tee, constructed by American Apparel, follows their classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
