I Can Haz Your Flesh?
To you, your cat is a cuddly fluffy pillow of fun. But she sees herself as a savage predator stalking the wild, fangs dripping with gore.
And why disabuse your cat of this mistaken notion? If he realizes how figuratively and literally neutered he is, he might just decide to do something about it. Those claws…those teeth…those silent footsteps…and you, asleep for hours during the time of day when cats are the most active. You wouldn’t stand a chance. Let kitty keep her delusions of savagery, and you’ll get to keep your life.
Wear this shirt: the next time some meanie tries to tell you cats are for sissies.
Don’t wear this shirt: to Mittens’ funeral. Remember the good times.
This shirt tells the world: “Rub my tummy or I’ll pick your bones clean.”
We call this color: Catastrophalt.
Design Placement: Centered
Design Size:
3X – S: 15” x 18.64”
WXL - WS: 11.25” x 13.98”
K12 - K4: 9” x 11.18”
Pantone Color(s): 467C – 7531C – 433C
Please check American Apparel's sizing chart for men, for women or children before you order. The Woot Tee, constructed by American Apparel, follows their classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
