Standing Up In The Falling Down
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“Ginger?”
“Yes, Fred?”
“Why are those little slugs cheering us on?”
“They’re not slugs, Fred. They’re crabs.”
“Like the Macra?”
“I don’t know what those are, Fred.”
“That’s because you’re a woman.”
“You say that like it’s a bad thing.”
“Say, I think that crab can see up your skirt.”
“It’s all right, Fred. There’s nothing to see. I’m made of translucent raindrops.”
“Even still, I should give him a piece of my mind.”
“Oh, Fred. It’s the 21st Century! Don’t be such a drip.”
Wear this shirt: to show you don’t mind a little outdoor fun. What are you, made of sugar?
Don’t wear this shirt:
if you’re actually made of sugar. Also, maybe call a few research
scientists because they’re gonna want to talk to your parents about
getting some of their DNA on file.
This shirt tells the world: “I’m only happy when it… what do you mean, been done?”
We call this color: Asphalt Always Looks Better After It Rains
Design Placement: Centered
Design Size:
3X – M: 12” x 14”
S – WS: 9” X 10.5”
K12 - K4:9” X 10.5”
Pantone Color(s): 291C – 358C – 346C – 5545C – 646C – 432C
Please check American Apparel's sizing chart
for men,
for women or
children before you order. The Woot Tee, constructed by American Apparel, follows their classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
