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Gonna Make You Lunch

Gonna Make You Lunch

$15.00

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Condition:
Six Minutes
Product:
1 Lemon Woot Tee (9517)
Size:
WS, WM, WL, WXL, S, M, L, XL, 2X, 3X,
K4, K6, K8, K10, K12
Share:
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Today's Woot Creator

artulo

Artulo loves to buy that pre-mixed peanut butter and jelly and pretend that’s been a teleporter accident. We thought it sounded dumb at first too, but if you see it live, it’s really very moving.

Hometown:
Madison, WI

Opening For Run BLT

Are you full enough? Indeed.

Ain’t got enough cash to get yourself fed?
I don’t care if you got no bread
I’ll rock your crackers, I’ll rock tortillas,
I’ll rock those buns that go around your wieners
I’ll be last minute or I’ll be pre-planned
I’ll feed a whole lunchroom, make a picnic grand
On the roof of your mouth, I’ll make you say “Damn”
Now ya’ll get ready cause here comes the jam

Lunch
LUNNN NNNNCH
We’ll feed the multitudes
And that’s nutrition that you can use
Lunch
LUNN NNNNCH
We’ll feed the multitudes
And that’s nutrition you can use

I add a little something and my something is sweet
I’m like a dessert that’s okay for you to eat
As a meal. Or at least when mixed
With the protein powered powerhouse that can make some people sick
You think you’re allergic? Hey, yo, walk fast
We’ll cut your crusts off and then we’ll both laugh
Cause me and P don’t care if you think our mix is icky
We ain’t goin’ home until the wheels of steel are sticky

Lunch
LUNNN NNNNCH
We’ll feed the multitudes
And that’s nutrition that you can use
Lunch
LUNN NNNNCH
We’ll feed the multitudes
And that’s nutrition you can use

Wear this shirt: when you’re making mashups in your bedroom. No, it’s okay, we know our target market here.

Don’t wear this shirt: when eating a grilled cheese. It would be unethical.

This shirt tells the world: “Girl, you don’t love me. You just love my chunky style.”

We call this color: I Had One Lemon Rind And My Mom Got Scared, And Now I’m The Official Lunch Of Bel-Air

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Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X – S: 11” x 11.15”
WXL - K4: 8.25” x 8.36”

Pantone Color(s): White – 5215C – 2587C – 5205C – 729C – 731C

Please check our sizing chart before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.

Speed to First Woot:
0m 33.227s
First Sucker:
ajr1701
Sellout Time:
Monday, August 24, 2009, 10:29:32 PM Central Time
Item quantity:
2600

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 191%
  • 8% bought 28%
  • 1% bought 31%

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