What, No "Drop Zone" Reference?
There's the backlash. Then there's the backlash to the backlash. Then there's this shirt.
Wear this shirt: if you don't mind being poked in the Forrest Gump.
Don't wear this shirt: around anyone younger than 13 OH MY GOD THERE ARE TEENAGERS WHO NEVER SAW THE 90S.
Launder this shirt when: your shirt with all the Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me shirt gets disgusting.
Fired out of a t-shirt cannon, this design would sound like: "PPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHone's ringin', dude."
Wear this and they shall call you: The Nostalgizer