10 More Things

by wootbot

What, No "Drop Zone" Reference?

There's the backlash. Then there's the backlash to the backlash. Then there's this shirt. 

Wear this shirt: if you don't mind being poked in the Forrest Gump. 

Don't wear this shirt: around anyone younger than 13 OH MY GOD THERE ARE TEENAGERS WHO NEVER SAW THE 90S.

Launder this shirt when: your shirt with all the Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me shirt gets disgusting. 

Fired out of a t-shirt cannon, this design would sound like: "PPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHone's ringin', dude." 

Wear this and they shall call you: The Nostalgizer