Hamming It Up
"Slow down for a second, Cody."
"Not sure. I'm feeling a little off. Maybe it was that series of armed men who attacked us while we roamed the city streets."
"Yeah, man, I feel like I'm running at about 20% right now."
"Eat that ham!"
"The one over there, sitting on a silver platter by that graffiti-covered dumpster."
"What? It will make you feel better?"
"Eating an entire ham off the ground will make me feel better? I'm not sure if it's a blood-sugar issue, exactly. I think it is more of an internal-bleeding issue."
"Believe me, bro, you gotta eat that ham."
"OK, well -- SCARF SCARF SCARF -- oh man you're right! What a ham!"