7 Daily Sins

by wootbot

Sinful!

We got all 7, but there's one that we like more than others! 

You know, cats are lot like us! They struggle with vices just like we do. Like, you know how cats chase mice… and… ummmm… with the mice… they're like… "Oh, hey, mice," and then… It's like… with the mice… and…

I'm really sorry, guys! I keep getting distracted by that lusty cat!

Anyway, so cats! Like us! In many, many ways! Like, you know how people can… sometimes like with… the what is it? You know how they can… get tired… and it's like, "No thanks, we've got it from here," and you're like… umm… like, okay, and then… they say… 

Ugh! It happened again! That lusty cat distracted me! And did someone turn the heat on? Because I feel kinda feel sweaty and lightheaded. Maybe I just need to drink more water. 

Sorry. Where was I? Talking about cats and people, right? So, yeah. So similar! It's like how when we go out to a restaurant and the guy says… he says… it's like, with the table, and how there's… food… and candles… but you can't get a… what is it? Table? Because… no calls or… they don't take, you know…

WHY DO YOU KEEP STARING AT ME WITH THOSE LUSTY EYES, CAT!