A Monstrous Scream

by wootbot

1st place in Derby #599: Schadenfreude!

did you know “the scream,” if translated properly, should actually be called “the shriek?” did you know many experts believe the blood-red sky and hands clasped over the subject’s ears reference the eruption of krakatoa? did you know krakatoa is considered the loudest thing ever in modern history? did you know at any given time there are about twenty volcanoes erupting somewhere around the world? did you know approximately ninety percent of all volcanoes are located along the ring of fire? did you - wait what were we talking about