A New Hop

by wootbot

Bruh

Does the Force work on the intoxicated?

Lemme see'is identif'cation.

"You don't need to see his identification."

What? yo'tryin' to picka figh with me, uld man. Cause, I'll rummle. You better belie I'll rummle!

"These aren't the droids you're looking for."

Wha? How you knowa I'm lookin' for? We're not friens, bruh. *hic*

"Have you been drinking, sir?"

Uh, nah, I jus… I'm rully tired an' I…

"You seem to be slurring your words. And stumbling around a lot."

Is jus new shoes. I *hic* I'm fine, bruh. I can tolly have nuther one.

"You said you weren't drinking."

Uh, crap. Look, jus go, kay? 

"So, these aren't the droids you're looking for?"

I don even friggin' know, bruh.