A Very Ninja Christmas

by wootbot

Sing it with me!

Silent night… maybe a little too silent.

Hey guys, for fun we decided we're gonna write a ninja Christmas song. Check it out:

On the first day of Christmas, my truest enemy gave to me a swift and unexpected departure from this world. He snuck into my castle, drew his sword, and that was it. 

After that, there were no such things as days. All was still, all was dark, all was silent, and I wished for nothing more than to exact revenge, but no, there is no such thing as revenge here in the oblivion. 

Oof, that didn't turn out too well…