After the Party

by wootbot

Welcome to Dragonville Municipal Waste Systems

1st place in Derby #275: I Recycle, with 344 votes!

Welcome to the neighborhood, current [Cave #304] occupant! We at Dragonville Municipal Waste Systems are happy to be your new waste disposal provider. We're sure you'll enjoy unparalleled service for all your human-knight disposal needs.

Before you begin disposing of your human remains, we would like to cover a few guidelines.

Thanks again, and welcome to the neighborhood.

-DMWS

Wear this shirt: to protect against chafing right before you're slain.

Don't wear this shirt: on alternating Tuesdays, Wednesdays, or Saturdays.

This shirt tells the world: "Grisly is the new cute."

We call this color: Aw man, the raccoons scattered spleens all over the asphalt again.