Ancient Tale

by wootbot

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VOICE OVER: Anne was a princess with an attitude problem. 

ANNE: I want more turrets on my castle.

KING: Honey, another turret and the whole thing's gonna collapse.

ANNE: I said MORE TURRETS!

[We see the castle collapse.]

ANNE [to the camera]: Whoopsie?! Did I do that??

VOICE OVER: He was a dragon.

DRAGON: GROOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRR!

VOICE OVER: They're not each other's perfect match...

ANNE: Ew, a dragon?

DRAGON: GROOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRR!

VOICE OVER: ...But when they get together, sparks will fly!

ANNE: HELP, DAD! THE DRAGON BREATHED ON ME AND NOW I'M ON FIRE!

KING: Stop, drop, and roll, honey!

DRAGON: GROOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRR!

VOICE OVER: Coming to a theater near you this summer, it's Anne and the Dragon!