Black Beast of Aaarrrrrgghh

by wootbot

Don't compare me to my father

1st Place in Derby #323: Epic Fantasty, with 346 votes!

I know you have me cornered, but I am a noble night. Please spare me, Mr. Monster... No, no, NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Not THATTTTTTTTTTT! ARghghggggghhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhgggghhhghghhg! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhffffffffff! Grughllllelerlerlrgh!PLEASE, NOOOOOOOOO! NO MORE, NO MORE, NO MORE! NOOOOOO!  NOOOOOOO! AHRUGHRHOIERHWROUERHTINahhhhhhhhhh- [knight dies].

"Mr. Monster-No-no-NOOOOOOOOOOOO-Not-THATTTTTTTTTTT-ARghghggggghhhhhh-Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhgggghhhghghhg-Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhffffffffff-Grughllllelerlerlrgh-PLEASE-NOOOOOOOOO-NO-MORE-NO-MORE-NO-MORE-NOOOOOO-NOOOOOOO-AHRUGHRHOIERHWROUERHTINahhhhhhhhhh-knight-dies is is my father's name. Please, call me, Aaarrrrrgghh."