Blink and You're…

by wootbot

In an instant

1st Place in Derby #366: 10K Round IV: Speciality Ink, with 385 votes!

What happens when you blink?

  • The coats in your closet host a rave.
  • Your Aunt Mildred’s Christmas card comes to life and rearranges your junk drawer.
  • Every cat on the planet develops opposable thumbs for one glorious nanosecond of unbridled destruction.
  • The carpet turns to lava!
  • All the celebrities from your old DVD collection hold a miniature awards ceremony in your microwave.
  • Your avocados go bad.
  • Cap’n Crunch leaps from his cereal box and leads a tiny navy into battle against a chihuahua.
  • Ashley - you know, that Ashley - well, the tattoo on her lower back springs to life and uses your computer without asking.
  • Your toilet yawns.