Books are Murder

by wootbot


Paper cuts were just the beginning.

4 theories concerning the disappearance of Amelia Earhart:

1. She crash-landed on a remote island, where she was captured and eaten by a tribe of starving Hardy Boys books.

2. Her plane was hijacked by a deranged copy of the Goosebumps book, Say Cheese and Die. In the ensuing struggle between she and her hijacker, she lost control the aircraft and crashed somewhere in the Pacific Ocean.

3. Her former lover, a signed copy of Even Cowgirls Get The Blues, used an ice pick to puncture her fuel tank before take off. By the time she realized her fuel was low, she had nowhere to land. 

4. Caught in a storm, she crash-landed in the Pacific, only to wash up on the shore of a tropical island inhabited by by cast-off copies of The Bridges of Madison County. They welcomed her into their commune with opened arms, and she lived among them, happy until the day she died of natural causes at the age of 97.