Ride The Cube
Is there a doctor in the house? A real one?
Wear this shirt: when you travel back in time and invent cubism in 1533.
Don't wear this shirt: around your photo-realistic, purist friends.
Launder this shirt: never! Just keep traveling back a few days to when it was acceptably clean.
Fired out of a t-shirt cannon, this design would sound like: bzbzbzbzbzbzbzbBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBBBZZZBZZZZBZZZZBBZZZZ….THUMP
Wear this and they shall call you: when they need a doctor, only to be cruelly disappointed.