Carry On, Carrion

by wootbot

sCAWsh

Let them eat, crow 

Wear this shirt: to warn others about the perils of leaving your pumpkin outside indefinitely. 

Don't wear this shirt: around anyone who has recently lost a beloved jack-o-lantern. 

Launder this shirt when: it gets all soft and mushy on the outside. 

This shirt grants you the power of: Odin's ravens. Or is that a crow? Any ornithologists in the audience? 

Fired out of a t-shirt cannon, this design would sound like: this