The Emperor Has No Shirt
Come back tomorrow.
Wait! NO! Look away! Pay no attention to the man behind that Shirt.Woot curtain. I'm am the great wizard of Shirt.Woot! Oh…oh dear.
Yes, I'm afraid I'm exposed. You see now that it's not so complicated and scary choosing Shirt.Woot shirts. I just pick the one with the most cats on it. BUT BEWAAARE THE WRATH OF SHIRT.WOOT!! Oh, nevermind.
Very well, tell me what you want and I will make it so. A Doctor Who reference? But don't you see? You've had a Doctor Who reference inside you all this time. And a zombie/brain joke? Why, that's a rather mediocre commodity. Here you go. And a heart-math mashup shirt? Why, that's easy.
And for you, little girl? A ruby slipper design? Huh. Well. Sorry to break it to you, but we don't actually have one of those. Try Threadless.