by wootbot


If it's not broken, don't fix it.

Hey Sean.

"Hey Joel. It's 7am. What's up, man?"

Yeah, sorry. Wanted to catch you before you left for work. Don't bother coming in today.

"What? Why?"

We're selling an Ochopika cat shirt and the money, you know, it's piling up so high that it's blocking the door. You won't be able to get in even if you wanted to.

"Oh, so just like last time."


"How about you? You working from home?"

No, unfortunately. I was getting some work done at midnight central when the design went up so I'm trapped in here.

"Jeez, are you okay? Do you need to call a rescue team or anything?" 

Nah, it's fine. It got a little cold since the money's blocking the heat vents, but I managed to build a small money fire by rubbing some money together. 

"Ah, good."

Well, anyway, I should go. I've got a long day of counting money ahead of me.

"Sounds like a real slog!"

Tell me about it!