A Very Special Christmas Special
Tonight on BBC62: The Lil'est Dalek Christmas Special
"Gosh, Dolly! You're not like the other Daleks, are you?"
"NEGATIVE. I MUST EXPERIENCE CHRISTMAS CHEER."
"Well if anyone can teach you about the magic of Christmas Cheer, it's Santa Claus!"
"AFFIRMATIVE. THE SANTA ORGANISM'S MASTERY OF PAGAN RITUALISTIC MAGIC INTRIGUES ME."
knock knock knock
"Ho ho ho! Who's at my door? What's your name, little boy?"
"My name's Adric! And me and my companion here have traveled so far to meet you, Santa. Won't you teach my friend Dolly the meaning of Christmas Cheer? Pretty pretty please?"
"Well I don't see any compa- SWEET HOLY CYBERMEN, THAT'S A F---ING DALEK!"
"Don't worry, Santa! She's my friend! Her name's Dolly!"
"Adric, you mop-topped moron. You've doomed us all. You've doomed CHRISTMAS!"
"Nuh uh! Tell him, Dolly!"
"THE SANTA ORGANISM IS CORRECT IN ITS ASSESSMENT. MY FEIGNED INTEREST IN PAGAN RITUALISTIC CHRISTMAS MAGIC HAS ALL BEEN A CLEVER RUSE DESIGNED TO CAUSE YOU TO LEAD ME TO THE SANTA LAIR. CHRISTMAS IS EXTERMINATED. YOU ARE EXTERMINATED. EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!"
Wear this shirt: Only if you promise to not be one of those insufferable people who insists on forcing low-budget British sci-fi on others.
Don't wear this shirt: If you actually like Adric. No one liked Adric.
This shirt tells the world: "There actually IS a war on Christmas, it's just not being waged by who you'd think."
We call this color: Sure, they're REALLY terrifying. Until they run into stairs. Then they're just Royally Blued.