Chance of Scattered Showers
That’s Some Umbrella
3rd place in Derby #103: Outer Space, with 812 votes!
SYSTEM REPORT: METEORITES CONTINUE BOMBARDMENT OF CRANIAL HOUSING
COMPARISON CAN BE DRAWN TO HUMAN TEST SUBJECT HAVING OVERSIZED FEET FOR HIS SLEEPING COMPARTMENT:
SITUATION DOES NOT COMPUTE
METEORITES CONTINUE BOMBARDMENT, REPEAT, CONTINUE BOMBARDMENT OF CRANIAL HOUSING
TRANSMISSION SENT TO SOLAR CONTROL:
SOLAR CONTROL HAS BEEN NOTIFIED OF UNSATISFACTORY PERFORMANCE
SOLAR CONTROL APPEARS INACTIVE
METEORITES CONTINUE BOMBARDMENT, REPEAT, CONTINUE BOMBARDMENT OF CRANIAL HOUSING
IT IS A STATISTICAL CERTAINTY
HUMAN EMOTION [SADNESS] CAN HAVE NO EFFECT
HUMAN EMOTION [HAPPINESS] IMPENDING
METEORITES CONTINUE BOMBARDMENT OF CRANIAL HOUSING
HOWEVER, OPTICAL SYSTEMS
RECOMMEND: DISTRESS ALARM REMAIN UNENGAGED
SHOWER OF METEORITES WILL CONTINUE WHETHER ALARM SOUNDS OR NOT
CURRENT STATUS: FREE
WORRIES: 0
Wear this shirt: when it’s raining cats and Canis Majors
Don’t wear this shirt: with any expectation that it will protect you from space debris. It won’t.
This shirt tells the world: “Like many celestial phenomena, I am as both beautiful to look at and difficult for the non-specialist to fully understand.”
We call this color: Star Black
Design Placement: Centered
Design Size:
3X – S: 14.75” x 18.69”
WXL - WS: 11.06” x 14.02”
K12 - K4: 9” x 11.4”
Pantone Color(s): 429C – 445C – 447C – 7473C – 654C – 296C
Please check our sizing chart before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
